by GoatZinger from aintitcoolnews.com forums
1: No gay hobbits.
2: No Breakdancing Wizards.
3: No rampaging elms.
4: [Lucas] knows how to say farewell under 40 minutes and under 5 scenes.
5: Bigger swords.
6: No Abba conventioners w/ pointy ears 'lead by CupHaldir' saving the day at last minute.
7: No attack of the green men/fireants
8: They Show Christopher Lee's death in the actual cinematic release.
9: No tossed dwarves.
10: Director not foisting 'reimagining' of beloved classic '30's flick on unsuspecting public at large lator.
11: Luke takes down AT-AT done first/done better.
12: Alec Guinness rules.
13: Vader would kick Sauron's ass.
14: Giant Robots.
15: Death Stars do wonders to places like Alderaan, Middle Earth, etc. etc.
16: Han Solo.
17: Wookies beat orcs.
18: No gay hobbits jumping on a bed.
19: Twin Sunset.
20: 1977. Ya hadda be there.
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