Once cant help but notice how The Sun (scum) newspaper have been proclaiming 'all-Anglo-Saxon hero' Robbie Williams as the new King of Pop.
Excuse me for being dumb, but I thought to be crowned 'King of Pop' the following criteria applied:

1) You had to outsell the REAL King of Pop, Michael Jackson - who to this day still has the greatest selling album of all time in 'Thriller'.

2) You had to have a broad international fanbase, or at least a market that extends beyond 'White people from the United Kingdom'.

3) You had to be talented or at the very minimum, be able to sing…

Oh well, at least Robbie serves as inspiration to all of the other trumped-up, glorified Saturday-night Karaoke singers out there - one day you too could be king!